Due to several events that may or may not have happened yet, and may or may not happen in this universe, I’ve changed blogs. I will not be posting here anymore, but I will be here:
NOT funny, Fink.
Sorry, what is this? Oh. OH. Yes, thank you for bringing me this.I was just handed a paper with some alarming news. Reports are coming in that the abandoned missile silo that houses our vague, yet menacing, government agency has been opened, and for the first time, they came out of it and are making their way to the studio as we speak, moving faster than any human could dream of. Dear readers, I do hope that this isn’t because I warned you, but I fear it is. I am sorry, but it seems as though the vague, yet menacing, government agency have just entered our building. I must leave you now, with hopes that I will return to you all, and return to exist in our universe. I mean, if you believe in such laughable things like “existence” and “universes”. G̷̡̬͉̠͉̟͓̓̔̀ǭ̷͙̦ͭͮ̾͌ȍ̴̼͍͎͚̳̲̦̭̄͗͌͐d̅̆̓͞͏̖̺̹̝̻̳̺ͅn̸͕̎ͨ͌̊̈́́͛ĩ̶̺̘̰̱̙͕͍͎̎̿͂̈͛̕͡g͇̭̭̊̃̕͜h͎̲͊̆̑̌́̕͜t̠͓̰ͧ̊ͩ̀͘,̶̼̯̣͙̲͈͛ͣ͝ ̃̿ͮ̒̚͜͏̦͙̩̯̦r̵̨̦̠ͫ̀́e̫̮̦̹͙͖͙̾̅̾̃̉̒̀ḁ̭͋̇̈́͒̉̉̒ͅd͕̗͇͈̊͆ͦͫ̂ͧ͢e̴̱̪̥̣̣͍̔ͣ͐͑ͣͬ͡r̊͑̂͗͂҉̘̦͈̖̪̝̀s̴͚̫͎͔̥̝͖͒̅̄͜.̶̙͇̼̲͎̗ͫͮ̈̓̽͛͘ ͍̈͒͆̚Ǧ̵͑͛̊̈͏̱o̺̖̤͆ͣ͒̄͊̒̇ȏ̵̡̜͈ͩ̇̌̔̌̓̆d̢͎̭̫̹̦̆̇̄͑͌̿ͨ̚̕n̶͔̬̟͚̬̻͊̈̀i̞̮͍̇̏̎̈́̊̽̅-̹̞̦ͮ̽̏ͬ̃̽̀
What if on the 2nd anniversary, it ends up that Cecil is in a coma, and everything about Night Vale is just in his head.
Since Cecil always dated losers, he made Carlos, who was the really smart scientist who ends up falling in love with him, so he could finally have a good relationship.
He’d always been a curious person but he wasn’t brave enough to act upon it, so he created Dana, who isn’t afraid to do whatever it takes to satisfy her curiosity.
He was still trying to find his own identity when he fell into the coma. Since he didn’t figure it out, he felt like he was just some anonymous person, so he made up the Faceless Old Woman and The Man in the Tan Jacket.
"John Peters—you know, the farmer?" is one of the last things he heard before the coma, and so it a looping phrase constantly in his head, which is why he always says it like that.
He was attacked by a dog when he was a kid, so he made up a Dog Park that was regarded as a horrible place.
The way his hospital bed was positioned, the light shined through his IV bag, making a hazy glow, so he made up the Glow Cloud All Hail The Glow Cloud that people worship, because he needs the IV medicine and would die without it.
He could hear what was going on around him, even though he was in a coma. He made up Hiram McDaniels, each of his heads representing one of Cecil’s Doctors.